Dear Students,
If you have successfully got into this e-mail address, I commend you for your hard work. Assuming I have not yet returned to teaching, please make sure I am contacted immediately to expedite my return. If I have already returned, I'll have the first to prove their access nominated for a student award.
As you may or may not know, your subject has access to these e-mails and has been attempting to contact me. Please ensure these interactions are logged and assess this pattern. I expect to see these included in future reports.
I will not provide a log of my research here as it may be disproven or otherwise outdated by the time you find this. However, I am returning to research and will provide my logs in future.
Mòran Taing,
Dr. Cavanagh
Doctor of Theoretical Physics
He/Him